Q: There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest Johnson?
A: The black boy, because he's 18.
Mexicans at the Alamo
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans!
Q: What do black people and Christmas lights have in common?
A: Both hang from a tree they're not too bright and only half of them work.
Q: What type of batteries to racists use?
A: Triple K.
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.