Political Jokes

Republican Light Bulb

Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Riddles
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Florida's Election Count

Florida will no longer count ballots. Instead, they will count the chads and divide by the square root of each candidates' hat size.

Categories: Political Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Florida Jokes)
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George On The River

Q: When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
A: He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Riddles
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