Political Jokes - About Democrats

Top 10 McGreevey Jokes

TOP 10 McGreevey Jokes
10. NJ state bird - swallow.
9. New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8. NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
7. We know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What do McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen.
4. NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a "mcgreevey".
3. Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box."
2. Post headline: "McGreevey goes down!"
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion - he's already got all his schitt packed!

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Nicknames of Bill and Hillary Clinton

Bill Clinton Nicknames: 

  • McPresident
  • Dollar Bill T
  • he Bill we'll be paying for years
  • Commander-in-thief
  • Hillary Rodham the Great Pretender
  • Willy the Weasel
 
Hillary Clinton nicknames:
  • Wicked witch of the west wing
  • Hilla the Hun
  • Robbery Hillham 

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Anonymous

Obama Golf

During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard, President Obama had been slicing off the tee on every hole. He asked his Scottish caddy if he had noticed any obvious reasons for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replied: "Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver". The President picked up his driver and cleaned the club face, at which point the caddy said, "No, the other end".

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