Political Jokes

Clinton's Saxophone

Q: Why did President Clinton quit playing the saxophone?
A: To play his WhoreMonica

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Case for Communism

Q: Why do Communists only write in lowercase?
A: Because they hate Capitalism.

Anonymous

Ted and MaryJo

Q: Why didn't Mary Jo Kopechne get a shower before her date with Ted Kennedy?
A: She was going to wash up on shore later on that evening.

Anonymous