Political Jokes

Biden Iraqi Advice

Q: What advice did Joe Biden give to the Iraqi PM after the Carter remarks?
A: Get one of the Benelli shotguns we sent you, fire two shots in the air.  Those ISIS bastards will run for the hills.

Categories: Riddles , Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes)
Anonymous

Italian Flip-Flops

Q: What's an Italians favorite part of football?
A: Half time, they get to switch sides again. 

Categories: Sports Jokes (Soccer / Football Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Political Jokes (Foreign Politicians) , Riddles
Anonymous

Big mix-UP

One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton and an extremely religious guy named Phil who's only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary.   Bill and Phil both died. Heaven and Hell got all mixed up that day, so the religious guy went to hell and Bill went to heaven, but only for about 20 minutes.  On their way back, they bumped into each other and Phil said, "Oh, my ONLY hope in the world is to see the Virgin Mary".  Bill Clinton replied,  "Sorry buddy, you're 15 minutes late!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
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