Big Pimpin

Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and George Bush?
A: A pimp with a speech impediment.

Hillary at the Movies

Q: What Movie does Hillary Watch when she's in a Bad Mood?
A: Kill Bill.

True Political Story - Winston Churchill

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays. Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one." Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."