KFC Hillary Clinton Bucket
The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.' It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.
Obama Value Meal
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Russia and Trump
Q: What is Russia going to do since Trump struck Syria?
A: Vote Democratic in the next election.
Chelsea in Iraq
One day Chelsea Clinton decided to go to Iraq to talk to some soldiers. While talking to a particular soldier she asked him what his fears were. The soldier replied, "I'm only afraid of 3 things. Bernie, Obama, and yo mama!"
Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?
A: The President after Bush.