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KFC Hillary Clinton Bucket

The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.' It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.

Obama Value Meal

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Russia and Trump

Q: What is Russia going to do since Trump struck Syria?

A: Vote Democratic in the next election.

Chelsea in Iraq

One day Chelsea Clinton decided to go to Iraq to talk to some soldiers. While talking to a particular soldier she asked him what his fears were. The soldier replied, "I'm only afraid of 3 things. Bernie, Obama, and yo mama!"

Clinton Legacy

Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?

A: The President after Bush.