Hillary Clinton's Accomplishments

For a list of accomplishments for my first six years as the President, I will only be recording those good things that I have done. After all, the police and investigation teams already have a nice file on me down at their offices for the "other" things I have done.

The Kennedys

Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedy's? It's called Three Funerals and a Wedding.

Election Blues

Q: What's one major problem with the Trump victory?
A: Amy Schumer is reneging on her promise to leave the country.