George W. Bush Eats Out

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife, Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," answers the President.
"But sir, what about the mad cow?!!" asks the waiter.
"Oh," answers Dubya, "she'll order for herself."

Light Bulb - Senator

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

Presidential Testing

Q: Why is Kamala Harris always shaking President Biden's hand?
A: She's checking for a pulse