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You're Sweet

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Outrageous Flirting Lines

  • You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
  • Hey, didn't we go to different high schools?
  • There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • At last! I finally found the perfect girl!
  • A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.
  • Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night?
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • If I follow you home, will you keep me?
  • The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
  • If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • If love is the answer...can you repeat the question?
  • I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
  • Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talking.
  • I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?
  • But you're so *cute* when you blush!
  • All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  • I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods.
  • Please be patient--this is my first time.
  • May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
  • Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.
  • Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.
  • A person can be poor at history, but great on dates.
  • A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
  • I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported.
  • If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!
  • I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.
  • Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?
  • Be good and you'll be lonely.
  • The best things in life are ME!
  • I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters.
  • I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.
  • I don't dance, but I'd love to hold you while you do.
  • Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
  • I can't whistle at my girlfriend...she leaves me breathless!
  • Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.
  • I feel great! And I don't kiss badly either!
  • BITCH also stands for: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human!

Star Wars Convention

Hey, could you tell me where the Star Wars convention is? I just got lost... in your eyes.

Manipulate Digitally

Please manipulate me digitally.

Tired Legs

Your legs must be tired from running through my mind all night.