If I wrote the alphabet I would put U next to I
Pickup Line - Shoes
Hey, my shoes are having a party, do your pants wanna come down?
Q: Are you a banana?
A: Because I find you appealing.
I know where your power point is.
World's Worst Pick-up Lines
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
- Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
- Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I've seem to have lost mine.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
- If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
- I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into that cheap motel room.
- The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
- Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."