One-Liner Jokes

The Missing Case

Dr. Watson is late for his flight because a man is sitting on his luggage.
Sherlock Holmes is on the case.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Tombstone Epitaph

Here lies an Atheist.  All dressed up and no place to go.

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Sin or Shame

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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Submitted BY: phoenixprotocol