One-Liner Jokes

Sardine to the Submarine

Q: What did the sardine call the submarine?
A: A can of people!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Non Believer

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Attraction

I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet...
...but with my recent luck I think the polarity is wrong.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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