Fired Up

A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive her application. As the executive begins to scan her resume, he notices that she has been fired from every job she's ever held. "I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible. You've been fired from every job." "Yes," says the lady. "Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that." "Well, " says the woman as she pokes the application. "At least I'm not a quitter!"

Company Downsizing

A company boss has to decide who to fire. He narrows it down to two low level management employees: Jack or Karen. He goes to Karen and says, "I will have to lay you or Jack off."

Gay Man Fired

Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.