Sign of Inflation

Q: What is the sign of inflation?
A: A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

Fly Over Pic and Sav

Q: What did the little birdie say when he flew over Pic & Sav?
A: Cheap, cheap, cheap.

Value of a Dime

A man finds a dime and walks up to a coin expert and says, "This is a 1953 dime, is it worth any thing?" The expert replies, "It might be worth 10,000,000 dollars!" "Really?!" "Yeah, if you use it to scratch of a lotto ticket."