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Marine With an IQ of 160?

Q: What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?

A: Platoon

Navy Ships

You know why they put marines on navy ships?

So the sailors have someone to dance with.

Marine Rides

Q: What does M.A.R.I.N.E stand for?

A: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

Marines

Q: What does M.A.R.I.N.E.S. stand for?

A: Morons And Retards In Need of Extra Supervision

Marine Traits

Q: What does M.A.R.I.N.E stand for?

A: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential