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Marine With an IQ of 160?

Q: What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
A: Platoon

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Anonymous

Navy Ships

You know why they put marines on navy ships?
So the sailors have someone to dance with.

Anonymous

Marine Tough

I always say how I joined the Navy but wanted to join the Marines. I just couldn't pass the physical. This usually gets them to start talking about how much tougher they are. Then I say, yeah, just couldn't get my head in the jar.

Anonymous