Military Jokes - Army Jokes

Frenchmen

Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: Their army!

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Riddles , Military Jokes (Army Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Army Nickname

Yo mama so fat, when she joined the army, her nickname was "Trenches."

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Military Jokes (Army Jokes)
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Biden Iraqi Advice

Q: What advice did Joe Biden give to the Iraqi PM after the Carter remarks?
A: Get one of the Benelli shotguns we sent you, fire two shots in the air.  Those ISIS bastards will run for the hills.

Categories: Riddles , Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes)
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