Math & Science Jokes

US Metric System

Q: Why doesn't America use the metric system?
A: They have a foot fetish

Anonymous

Ranch Discovery

Q: What happens when you launch a bovinae into a pig at the speed of light?
A: You discover the Hoggs Bison.

Anonymous

Number Compliment

Q: What did the number zero say to the number eight?
A: "Nice belt."

Anonymous