Light Bulb Jokes

Sax Players Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.

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Light Bulb - Scientist

Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.

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Mice In The Light Bulb

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.

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