Light Bulb Jokes

Irishmen Bulb

Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: "Aw, fuck it! We'll drink in the dark!"

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Editor

Q: How many copy editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. "I'm not changing a thing"

Anonymous

IBM Employees to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

Anonymous