Light Bulb Jokes

How Many Mimes?

Q: How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2, the trick is getting them IN there.

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Lightbulb - Polacks

Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.

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How Many Politicians Does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

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