Light Bulb Jokes
Lightbulb - Polacks
Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.
Light Bulb - Scientist
Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.
Mice In The Light Bulb
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.
Nurses to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many nurses does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve: One to do it. One to chart it. Ten to write the policy and procedure.
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They aren't interested in that short wave stuff.