Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb - Body Builders

Q: How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb?

Q:  How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None. Let the bitch do it by herself. Or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

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How Many Mimes?

Q: How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2, the trick is getting them IN there.

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