Light Bulb Jokes
Lightbulb - Polacks
Q: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: 10. One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to spin the ladder around.
Light Bulb - Scientist
Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.
Mice In The Light Bulb
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.
Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They aren't interested in that short wave stuff.
How Many Politicians Does it take to Change a Lightbulb?
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.