Light Bulb Jokes
Male Chauvinists Change Light Bulb
Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!
Right to Light
Q: How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.
Feminists to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.
Q: How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be the one that has been chosen to be changed.
Osama to Screw a Lightbulb
Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.