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IBM Employees to Change Light Bulb

Q: How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.

Duke Freshman to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia.

Male Chauvinists Change Light Bulb

Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!

Right to Light

Q:  How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.

Feminists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.