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Monkey Love

A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey. After a while, he decides to have sex with the monkey, but the monkey continually slips out of his grip and runs away. One day, a very attractive girl is drowning in the ocean and the guy saves her. She says, "I'll do anything to repay you." The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Halloween Cat

Just my luck, every cat I've ever owned has already died 8 times.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Cow Manure Use

A little boy runs across this farmer who has a truckload of cow manure. The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop. The farmer tells the little boy, ''I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.'' The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, ''I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.''

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Food Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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