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Knock Knock - Cargoes

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Cargoes.

Cargoes Who?

Cargoes Beep Beep!

Bath Time

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning !

Knock Knock - Al

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Al!

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock - Frank

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock Knock - Cowp

Knock Knock?

Who's There?

Cowp!

Cowp who.
(Cow Poo)