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Knock Knock - Dishes

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!

Knock Knock - Doris

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Doris!

Doris who?

Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

Knock Knock - Jimmy

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Jimmy.

Jimmy who?

Jimmy some food, I'm STARVING!

Knock Knock - Gorilla

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!

Holidays

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!