Jokes about Kids

The Black Baby

Q: What did the black baby say to it's mother when it had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, I'm melting!"

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Quiet In Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Kindergarten to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many kindergarten kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, two, three... Mummy! can I use my toes?

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