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Yo Mama - Mirror

Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on the mirror!

Prima Facie Case

Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.

Cheap Gift Insult

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Yo Mama - Pet Store

Yo mama is so ugly, the alarm went off when she walked out of the pet store.

Piece of Ass

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.