Insult Jokes - Stupid Insults

Another Ethnic Joke

A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a Polish Meatball Sandwich. The man at the counter said, "What a Pollack."
The Polish man said, "I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter and asked for a kosher salami on rye, would you call him a stupid Jew."
"Probably, " replied the clerk.
"And if an Italian came in here and asked for spaghetti and meatballs, would you also insult him?"
"Probably," the clerk again replied.
"Why you're nothing but a bigot. Why do you have to insult everybody not like you?"
At this, the clerk replied, "Because this is a HARDWARE store, moron."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Food Jokes
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How Stupid?

You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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Blonde Confusion

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Riddles
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