Yo Mama - Outside Light

Yo mama so stupid, she turns on the light to see if it's dark outside.

Yo Mama - Batteries

Yo mama so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

Insult Collection

• Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
• People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
• Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
• We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
• When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
• The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
• You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
• All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
• I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin
• There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. Sit down and give your mind a rest.