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Poopy Insult

If I needed any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.

Insult: Apes

We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Pathetic Scumbag

You are a pathetic scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.

The Mexico City Earthquake?

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?

A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.

Insult: Runaway

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".