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Insult Collection 02
- If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- You'd make a lovely corpse!
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
- Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
- You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?
- Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
- You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
- I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
- I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
- If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
- What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
- When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
- I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
- You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
- Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
- Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
- I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
- If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
- Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
- You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
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Your Dad's Like Cement
Your dad's like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
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Yo Mama - Rainbows
Yo mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.
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