Yo Mama - Rainbows

Yo mama so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

Yo Mama - Restroom

Yo mama so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

Introduce Lawyers

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."