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The best jokes and joke writers!

Good Horn Player

Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?

A: I'll tell you when I meet one.

Coma Insult

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

Birth Control Insult

You should be in commercials for birth control!

Soul Searching

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

Wonder Player

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player

Fan: Why's that?

Manager: Every time he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!