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Insult: In-laws

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

Ouch!

A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60's approach her in a club while she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?". She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

Yo Momma - Cooking

Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

Insult: Kickstand

Useful as a kickstand on a horse.

Jackass

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." -- A congressional candidate in Texas