Yo Momma - Ran Away

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Momma - Chair

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Dump Truck

A man and his son were traveling to the Costco one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from. His dad replied that the sound was coming from a near by dump truck that was backing up - it warns people behind it to get out of the way. When they arrived at Costco the lines were long (Wuhan Virus) and they found themselves in line behind a rather large lady. All of a sudden the fat lady's phone started beeping and the little boy, with fear in his eyes said, "Look out dad she's backing up!"