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Yo Momma - Relay Ract

Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.

Yo Mama - Sweat

Yo mama so fat, she sweats barbeque sauce.

Yo Momma - Shot

Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.

Yo Momma - Door Frame

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

She Tripped

Yo mama so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St.