Yo Mama - Jelly Rolls

Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Insult Collection #12

• What's the latest dope -- besides you?
• I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
• You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
• When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
• Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
• If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.
• You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion now she believes in infanticide.
• I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.
• You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
• You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
• You never strike out blindly you fail in the light.
• They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

Collection of "Useful" Insults

When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some of these:

• Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.
• Unclear which of Newton's three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.
• Understands English as well as any parrot.
• Used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• Useful as a chocolate teapot.
• Useful as a football bat.
• Useful as a hip pocket on a T-shirt.
• Useful as a kickstand on a horse.
• Useful as a mint-flavored suppository.
• Useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
• Useful as dinosaur repellent.
• Useful as tits on a bullfrog / bull / boar-hog.
• Uses all three functional neurons for his best work.
• Uses his head best for rolling Easter eggs.
• Uses his head to keep the rain out of his neck.