Slapped Her Face

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Boy Named Odd

There once was a boy named "Odd." People made fun of him because of his name, so he decided to keep his gravestone blank when he died. Now when people pass by the burial site, they point and say, "That's odd."

Be Yourself Insult

Anybody who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.