Insult Jokes

Bass Player

Q: How do you know when your bass player arrives?
A: He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!

Anonymous

Nice Legs

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." 

Anonymous

An Insult Joke

Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

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