Q: When 2 Pens fall in love, what do you call them?
A: PEN PALS
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Yes, they're very scentimental!
Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re not so baaaa-d!
Q: Do you have a date for this Valentine's day?
A: Yes, her name is Emma. Emma Gination.
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
- My love for you... it came and went.
- So your feet are now in wet cement.
- I'm here To fulfill your fondest wishes, Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.
- Lie down with me -- it's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
- I picked up this card from a slim selection, But that's all they offer here in witness protection.
- Be my Valentine, and we can do it execution-style.
- Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass; So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.
- Violets are blue, roses are red, I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?
- The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look, You'd bear a son, and now that's done, So shut your mouth and cook!
- Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're as untouchable as Elliot Ness.
- Lust is fleeting, true love lingers. Be mine always and you'll keep your fingers.
- Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know, dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.
- When a goon makes you die, Cuz you told him goodbye -- that's amore!