Holiday Jokes - Valentine's Day Jokes

What to Wear

Q: What does a duck wear to a Valentine's dance?
A: A Duxedo.

Anonymous

Spooky Valentine

Q: What is a vampire's valentine called?
A: His ghoul-friend. 

Anonymous

Valentine Flowers

My dissapointed wife called me from her work phone the day after Valentine's Day. She said, "Three of the girls in the office received flowers yesterday. They are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "Well that's probably why they received flowers then."

Anonymous