Holiday Jokes - Valentine's Day Jokes

Valentine Drinks

As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies.
That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass.

Categories: Drug Jokes , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes)
Submitted BY: Bill Cosby

Favorite Song

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on Valentine's Day?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Skunk Love

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Yes,  they're very scentimental!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous