Holiday Jokes - Valentine's Day Jokes

Valentine Drinks

As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies.
That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass.

Submitted BY: Bill Cosby

Valentine's Day

Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, and couples have Valentine's day what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.

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Favorite Song

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on Valentine's Day?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

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