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Mission Statement

Q: How is a healthy person like the United States of America?

A: They both have great constitutions.

Duck Traitor

Q: What quacks, has webbed feet and betrays his country?

A: Beneduck Arnold.

Tea Party Attire

Q: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?

A: 'Tea'-Shirts

England Holidays

Q: Do they have a 4th of July in England?

A: Yes, they also have July 3rd and July 5th!

Knock-Knock America

Q: Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

A: Because Freedom RINGS