Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Singing Turkey

Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Horrible Christmas Gift

Q: What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Cancer Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Momma - Christmas Playing

Yo' Mama is so poor, if yo' daddy doesn't have a hard-on Christmas morning, she gets nothing to play with.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Poor) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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