Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Elephant's Christmas

Q:  Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
A:  Elephanta Claus !

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Alphabet Christmas

Q: Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?
A: Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Submitted BY: chickenandwinnigish

Peculiar Birthday Card

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- "Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry." The blonde replied, "How cool! I'll take the whole box!"

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