Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Jews and Santa

Q: What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
A: Santa goes down the chimney.

Submitted BY: myoclife

Stocking Stuffer

Q: What's the ultimate stocking stuffer?
A: A severed foot.

Submitted BY: Mitch Hedberg

Got the Moves

Q: What kind of monster is the best dancer?
A: The boogieman

Anonymous