Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Make a Witch Itch

Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the "w"!

Anonymous

Frosty Shopping

Q: Why was Frosty told to leave the grocery store?
A: Because he was caught picking his nose in the produce isle.

Submitted BY: JohnT

Dracula Christmas Greetings

Q: What did Dracula write in his Christmas card?
A: Best vicious of the season!

Anonymous