Funny Thoughts

Cord Trouble

Q: My son has been eating electrical cords, what should I do?
A: Ground him until he conducts himself properly.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: JohnT

Acceptance

Do you want me to accept you as who you are, or do you want me to like you?

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Anonymous

Cinderella Ball

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

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Anonymous