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Lunatic Escape Headline
A lunatic seduced the laundry woman to get her keys, and promptly escaped from the asylum.
Next day, the headlines read Nut Screws Washer and Bolts!
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Hereditary
Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.
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Constant Diet
"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck
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