Funny Thoughts

Bad Venmo

Last week I installed Venmo on my Dad's new iPhone. Turned out to be a bad decision. Just yesterday he sent me a request for $78. "Replace mailbox that you backed into when you were 16"

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Florida State Flag

Lot of strip clubs in Florida. Good grief. Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , U.S. State Jokes (Florida Jokes)
Submitted BY: Wanda Sykes

Outta Here

Q: What did the llama say when he got kicked off the farm?
A: Alpaca my bags.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous