Funny Thoughts

Ghost Out

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Heavy Sack

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: He only comes once a year.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Slut Ratio

I couldn't figure out a way to measure the amount of sluts to non-sluts.
So I asked my friend Horatio.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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