Funny Thoughts

Crossword

My girlfriend passed me the crossword to see if I could fill in the last two answers. The first clue "The force on an object due to gravity" and the second "The salt waters that cover the greater part of the Earth's surface"
Can I finish it? Weight and sea.

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Rogaine And Viagra

Q: What do you get when you mix Rogaine and Viagra?

A: Hair that stands straight up on your head.

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Suspense!

Q: How do you keep a Polack in suspense?

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