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Doing the Job Right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
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Slacker
The only thing he brought to this job was his car.
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Anonymous
Ungrateful
Someone stopped me today and asked me for directions to the nearest cosmetic surgeon. I gave them detailed instructions on how to get there, then they turned round and said "Well if you know the way, why haven't you been there you ugly bastard?"
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