More Ways to Annoy People at Work

1. Practice making fax and modem noises.
2. During meetings, disassemble your pen and "accidentaly" flip the cartridge across the room.
3. ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON
4. type only in lower case.
5. dontuseanypunctuationorspaceseither
6. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Stuck on Me

My girlfriend is all over me when I'm doing my Chinese martial arts.
She's very T'ai Chi feely

Prostitutes Children

Q: What do you call a prostitute's children?
A: Brothel sprouts.